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Jay feels a buzz from the front pocket of his hoodie. He pulls out his phone and reads the text he'd just received.

"U look like shit lol," reads the most recent one, from a person named "Lisa Ito"

He stares at it for a moment, puzzled. Suddenly, a loud fart noise comes from behind him. He turns to see a woman sitting there, smiling, her tongue out, still making the noise.

"We're in public, you fucking gremlin," Jay says with exasperation, as she gigglesnorts.

Lisa pats the seat next to her. "Sit down, Jay, you look like you've had a rough evening."