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"Am I the guy or the monthter?" Orion asks. He has a lisp, but Sirius ignores it, as he always does.

"You pick," Sirius replies. Orion thinks for a moment.

"Which one winth?" he asks.

"I dunno yet," says Sirius as he gazes at the little man in his hand.

Orion thinks for a moment longer before deciding. "I wanna be the monthter, and I wanna win."